GARAGE SALE!!!!!

Sooo, yes I am officially crazy/insane. I am hosting my first garage sale ever....this very weekend July 10 from 5-7 and July 11 9am-12 noon!!!!! My sister in law started the craze with nicely saying I have WAY too much crap and need to go through it. I have been doing so with quick the fevor lately and have come up with enough items along with my friend Jordan to host what is slated to be quit the Vermillion event. As I type there are a million firecrackers going off outside my window, maybe I can use them at my garage sale to attract customers..hum...interesting...or toss all of my crap that no one bought into their yard and say thanks for waking my kid up assh@*#!!!!! Anywho, what was I saying, oh yes, the garage sale. Please feel free to stop by if any of you are in town to donate items or just to laugh at all the crap that I, yes, actually paid money for.